Dear Salman Khan
Dude get married already, you don't have to be the "first one" for every actress I find beautiful. It's not fair on me.
Dear Grinch
Stop being mean and weird. I can go on and on on how weird you have become since moving so please just get your act together.
Dear Article Boy
Stop bitching behind my back, that's what girls do. I know I steal your thunder in front of the girls but you have to learn how to deal with it. Mkay!
Dear Partner in crime at the parties
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Dear TV News Channels
How much does it cost to get some news from you huh !
Dear John McCain
Please sign more deals with India, I will vote for you :P
Dear Extraterrestrials
If you don't want us to see your spaceships, then turn the lights off. You guys are trying to sneak around up there and you're lit up like fucking Christmas trees.
Dear Bob Dylan
Please come back and sing for me once more.
Dear Barrack Obama
If you were not black and a guy, they would be calling you anorexic. Go eat something, hell if you and your family are busy ask Hillary she'll cook something up for you.
Dear (not) Guest Post Writer
You are such sweet person otherwise.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Short Open Letters
Posted by crackfire at Friday, September 19, 2008 2 comments
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