Sunday, October 14, 2007

NOTHING 8: Of Buses, Dogs and the Universe!

Ahh my groupies it’s that time of the year when you squeal with joy and basically have a good belly laugh, it is NOTHING time and as promised the brew is a quirky mix of Nerd meets Standup Comedian.

Anyways without me vexing eloquent and straining my unexercised Literary muscles it is time to introduce two new characters, now some of you would be thinking that the cast has been changing very erratically like them shows on Zee and Star Plus let me assure you that I am not pulling a Ekta K (K)apoor on you poor glued to your computer screen souls, in fact I am thinking of an episode where all the characters Party, so there.

Our first new character is none other than Comet the Cosmo Dog (No reference to that motivational magazine that is extensively used at IITs) and the Bus Girl here are a few quick snatches of our conversation:


Comet the Cosmo Dog: Ooh, man - you scared the crap out of me. See? There it is.

Me: But I was just trying to make you wear a sweater, you know winters are coming

Comet the Cosmo Dog: You want me to wear a sweater, why don’t you try wearing a tail for a while!

Me: Dude first you get up every day 10 min before me and behave like an Alarm gone wild with no snooze button and then this, How Rude !

Comet the Cosmo Dog: Do you know I am getting fat?

Me: Yea so!

Comet the Cosmo Dog: Genius what that means is that you aren’t getting enough exercise.

Me: What!

Comet the Cosmo Dog: On another note did you know that there is now a Facebook application especially for Pet Dogs, and you haven’t made me a profile till now!

Me: What, how, when and how exactly do you know about it!

Comet the Cosmo Dog: Do you think I am just lying there while you are busy playing your Poke wars with Ami buahahahaha !


Bus Girl: Do you like animals?

Me: Yes in fact I have a pet dog name Comet.

Bus Girl: Do you remember the meeting that you had missed!

Me: err yeah!

Bus Girl: Do you know what that means.

Me: That I was really engrossed in my work and missed a meeting and am very sorry about that.

Bus Girl: Yes but it also means that you are insensitive, rude...[1], mean…. [2], careless….. [3], also do you remember the first words that came out of yer mouth when you talked to me?

Me: How in my living memories can I forget that Faux Pas! (In my defense you are too hot to be flicking those lustrous hairs and staring so pensively at the traffic)

Bus Girl: It means that you are very abrupt…[4]

Me: Why don’t you tell me something good about me, I haven’t had a good day.

Bus Girl: Ummm Ahhh errrrr heeh ( No she isn’t pulling a Meg Ryan on me(You know the one in Harry met Sally( Brackets within brackets (Sue Me!))))

Me: 8 bit Processor

[1] Look into my eyes !

[2] Look into my eyes !

[3] Say nice things about me please.

[4] Shit I can't hypnotize to save my life :(.


Agent Agony said...

Lol Lol Lol ! this is the first Nothing i have liked! hehe. seems ur dog is smarter than u n also seems that not anything new/ significant has happend in ur life since i last spoke to ya! :P

Amiya said...

Comet knoweth all! It's kinda scary.

And the Bus Girl bit is real funny, I think I'll go read it again with all the footnotes in the proper place.